Cultivation of Immortality Depends Entirely on Piracy

I, Goudan, was a well-known bastard in Qingniu Village, until the sky thunder split open the ancestral grave and exploded into a scolding white-bearded old bastard! Claims to be a god! Other gods gave magic weapons, and this old guy handed over a copy of "Piracy Manual of Ping Yao" - scattering beans turned into a mutiny, soybeans sprouted, cutting paper turned into a horse and turned into a lame donkey! When I rode a lame paper donkey emitting black smoke and rushed towards the monster with a peachwood sword full of insects, the whole world of immortal cultivators laughed: "Where is this country turtle playing monkey tricks?" As everyone knows, this pirated heavenly book contains a shocking secret that even the Jade Emperor dared not expose... [Highlights of the work] · [hilarious cultivating immortality] + [anti-routine piracy] + [down-to-earth male protagonist] · [Weird opening] Got a father struck by lightning? ! · [Skills to cheat] Scattering beans will make lentils sprout, and cutting paper will turn horses and donkeys into trouble! · [Shocking Secret] The pirated Book of Heaven hides the shocking secrets of all worlds!