Parents These Days Are So Hard to Handle, Even the Kids Have to Teach Them to Turn Their Lives Around

[Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + family darling + big shot transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrates into a book. She becomes a cannon-fodder baby who was drowned at birth, while the heroine steals her identity. The heroine nobly denounces her adoptive mother and maternal grandfather for colluding with the enemy and betraying the country, getting the whole family killed. The heroine reunites with her birth mother, escapes with her scumbag father, and lives happily ever after. Only Lu Zhaozhao’s entire family are stepping stones. Lu Zhaozhao looks at her mother, who has been emotionally manipulated for years. [Mom, your beloved husband is waiting for his mistress to have his baby.] Her lovesick mother comes to her senses! Lu Zhaozhao looks at her disabled eldest brother and sighs. [Big brother, they made you drink urine and crawl between their legs. You’re the very picture of a handsome, tragic hero! Luckily, I can heal your leg!] Soon after, her brother places first in all three imperial examinations, leaving every talented young man in the capital in the dust. [Second brother, you’ve put your trust in the wrong person. Your best friend is the son of our scumbag father and his mistress!] [Third brother, someone deliberately raised you to be useless. You’re ignorant, lazy, and addicted to gambling, and in the end you’ll be made into a human swine.] As Lu Zhaozhao voices her complaints, she realizes her whole family has defied fate and changed their destinies. The scumbag is divorced, and all three brothers become outstanding men! Even she, still sucking on a baby bottle, is adored by the entire world!