The Master of Metaphysics Is Five and a Half Years Old, and the Interstellar God of War Calls Me a Kid

Yun Che, a fifteen-year-old Taoist genius, exploded a black hole due to evil cultivators and became a five-year-old little boy on the interstellar battlefield. Facing the siege of the insect swarm, she calmly removed the insect's thigh, and the talisman was roasted sizzlingly. The dying Federal Marshal Raymond opened his eyes—— The little girl who was tweeting was putting the roast meat on his face: "Want to eat? There is a lot of meat, so you will be satisfied." The news of being adopted as a natural female cub shocked the world: "Don't women naturally just cry and wait to be fed?!" Until the Lei Family Military Academy students were collectively dumbfounded—— The boss played a prank with the Armor Erosion Talisman, but she folded it into a paper crane and used it as a bookmark; The laughing mushroom powder that was drugged by the second child was turned into an elixir with a "hahaha" expression by her; The third child is even more outrageous: the autistic genius hugs her divination turtle shell and sells it to everyone: "My sister has all the tricks, 20% off!" When the federal nobles ridiculed that "natural women should be kept in captivity," Yun Che drew the Shrinking Earth Talisman with his backhand, and carried the mecha to crush the Zerg nest; When her political opponents used the Evil Formation to assassinate the Lei family, she split open the foundation of the ancestral home with her mahogany sword: "Whose rubbish formation is blocking me from growing vegetables!" The Lei family's father and son collectively evolved into a girl-showing maniac: Marshal's father: "Baby, please sponsor a peace charm during the consecration ceremony of the new warship of the military department?" Three brothers: "Cheche! Hot searches on Star Network say you are an illegitimate daughter - look at us destroying their accounts!" And Yun Che's interstellar daily routine gradually went awry: Use the Purifying Talisman to purify polluted plants, and the aroma of insect meat in hot pot fills the military school cafeteria; Use cinnabar to carve an acceleration array into the mecha, and kill the champion instantly on the field: "Concession, a little bit of metaphysics." Ps: The heroine's thoughts are simple and uncomplicated, naturally stupid, and always hit the nail on the head. The completely innocent heroine is only obsessed with eating and has little interest in other things. She is relatively