“Hey, folks, the community CS league is coming up. Please, does anyone know of a good cheat that’s hard to detect?”
Wan Jialong took one look, smirked, and posted:
The System's no ordinary kind, twin tails urge you back to work on time.
Nukes stocked in its arsenal, one keystroke wipes your comments clean.
It tears up the dark web, and haggles down prices on Pinduoduo.
One wave of code patches the bugs, even hackers quail before its tricks.
It keeps public opinion in line, and plants model informants in Tieba.
Ultimate permissions hidden close, while it quietly reviews videos, earning no praise.
Ask where the cheat gods can be found, and they'll point to Wan, the Cheat King!
The forum crowd: ????
