I Transmigrated into a Powerful Immortal! I Just Want to Slack Off and Be a Nobody

I had just transmigrated to a cultivation world and become a bottom-rung office drone at the Demon Suppression Bureau. I, Lin Fan, just wanted to clock in on time, slack off, retire as soon as possible, and go home to play video games!

Who could have guessed that from the start I'd be dragged into a massacre, while every one of my superiors turned out to be a mole, all eager to use me as cannon fodder!

To protect myself, I watch the show at work, enjoy the gossip after hours, and pass the buck whenever I don't know what to do. My whole thing is staying calm.

But I never expected that my deputy, an icy, immensely powerful Nascent Soul fairy, would have such a strange way of thinking!

I tell her to investigate a case, and she thinks I'm testing her Dao heart!

I tell her to spread a rumor, and she thinks I'm setting up an earth-shattering scheme!

I tell her to bring me tea and water, and she actually has an epiphany, deciding that this is cultivation through "the Great Dao's simplicity, returning to one's true nature"!

When I accidentally blew up our own arsenal and pushed the blame onto her, she was even more grateful, gazing at me in adoration. "I see! The team leader wants me to go along with their plan and infiltrate the enemy! Such strategy is beyond the ordinary!"

Lin Fan: "..."

Lady, please! Stop letting your imagination run wild! I really just want to get off work early! At this rate, you'll imagine the entire Demon Suppression Bureau belongs to me!