Honghuang: The Ultimate Schemer? I Drove the Dao Ancestor Mad from the Start

[Comedy] [Schemer] [System] [Honghuang] [Hilarious Antics]

From the start, I was at Zixiao Palace, and the Dao Ancestor's lecture nearly bored me to death!

At the critical moment, I whipped out Hongjun's Itch-Scratcher and made the lofty sage laugh so hard he suffered a public meltdown in front of three thousand powerful cultivators! When the Three Pure Ones started bickering, I tossed out the Shared Treasure Bag. Laozi pulled Yuanshi's Pangu Banner out of it in front of everyone, and the Dao Ancestor got so furious he ended the lecture early!

I, Lin Fan, was a lowly office drone in my past life, worked to death by the so-called blessings of the 996 work schedule. Now I've transmigrated into the lowest-ranking immortal page at Zixiao Palace, whose job is to sweep the floors.

I thought I was starting on hell mode, but then I awakened the Chaos Lottery System. As long as I collect the emotions of powerful beings, I can win prizes!

From then on, I turned the entire Honghuang upside down.

Empress Nuwa loves beauty? Three Great Dao Beauty Pills coming right up. The future Holy Mother of the Human Race is instantly smitten, and I get first dibs on the human race's fortune!

The Dragon-Phoenix Calamity has gone berserk? One Mandatory Peace Negotiation Table, and Ancestral Dragon and Yuanfeng are screaming at each other over “a pile of crap”! Then I whip out a Chaos-grade AK-47 and fire three shots through the calamity clouds, terrifying the entire Honghuang!

Sect Master Tongtian loves to fight? Here, here, take this AK for a spin. From now on, I'm under your protection!

Others cultivate immortality, but I cultivate laughs. Others seek the Dao, but I seek thrills.

Sages? Dao Ancestors? Sorry, but in my lottery System, you're all just premium bosses that drop golden loot!