Honghuang: Lao Liu? the Start Drives Daozu Crazy

FunnyLao LiuSystemPrehistoricWhole Job In the opening game of Zixiao Palace, Taozu's sermon almost drove me to death! At the critical moment, I used my backhand [Hongjun's Tickle], and in front of three thousand powerful men, I made the superior saint laugh until he died on the spot! There was internal strife in the Sanqing Dynasty. I threw out the [Shared Magic Bag], and I took out the Pangu Banner of Yuanshi in public. Daozu was so angry that he ended get out of class early! I, Lin Fan, a humble social beast who was sent away by the 996 fortune report in my previous life, traveled through time and became the lowest sweeping fairy boy in Zixiao Palace. I thought it would start in hell, but I awakened to the [Chaos Lottery System], and you can win a lottery by collecting the emotions of the strong! From then on, the entire prehistoric painting style was distorted by me. Empress Nuwa loves beauty? Three [Dao Zhu Yan Pills] are given. In the future, the Holy Mother of the human race will fall on the spot. I will book the fate of the human race first! Are you crazy about the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation? A [forced peace negotiation table] made Zulong Yuanfeng call each other "a piece of shit" on the spot! Another backhand [Chaos Version AK47] shot three times through Jie Yun, scaring the entire prehistoric world! Does Master Tongtian like to fight? Come on, come on, play with this AK first, and I will be your protector from now on! When others seek immortality, I cultivate pleasure; when others seek enlightenment, I seek stimulation. Saint? Daozu? Sorry, in my lottery system, you are all just the best BOSS who can explode with golden light!