The sky turned purple, my roommate mutated, and the aunt next door waved a toilet brush to give me the ultimate purification! The apocalypse is coming and others are awakening their superpowers, but I find that my instant noodles are the real magic weapon! The braised beef noodles are physically transcended, and the Laotan pickled cabbage noodles are purified by the holy light? There is another APP that insists on sending me expired mineral water and crowbar skill books? Don't ask, asking is just trying to survive, and by the way, use instant noodles to make a pickled fish for Mr. Ke! This apocalypse focuses on something outrageous!
