Sister Houtu, Your Legs Are So White! No, Wait, So Thick!

Hao Ren transmigrates to the Primordial World. The good news: He has an incredible origin, becoming the Primordial Purple Qi within Patriarch Hongyun. As long as he survives, one day he'll attain the Dao and become a Sage! The bad news: Survival is a tall order. He's become the most coveted prize in the Primordial World, and everyone wants to kill him to attain the Dao! Even worse, Kunpeng is on his way! Fortunately, the System binds itself to him, and he also gets the backing of Lady Houtu. He sets out to gather merit everywhere. The Ten Golden Crows blot out the sky with their blazing sun, when a purple-robed Daoist appears. “You ten had your fun, but your parents are the ones who'll have to lie flat and clean up your mess! For the sake of peace throughout the world, I have no choice but to step in!” Gonggong is about to crash into Mount Buzhou. “Hey, hey, big guy, are you nuts? Why crash into a mountain? Come on, crash into me!” The Black Tortoise, whose limbs have yet to be chopped off, trembles all over at the sight of the purple-robed Daoist, whose face looks unwell and whose expression is thrilled. The Interception Sect accepts disciples of all kinds, but what if they get into trouble? Easy! Open a vocational school at the foot of Mount Kunlun and drag in anyone who won't behave to study “How Sages Are Made!”