[Xuanmen + Central Plains slang + mind reading + hilarious exorcism]
Tang Qin, a "half-baked" person at the foot of Songshan Mountain, has been watching things for three generations but couldn't even light the talisman - until she saw the Maserati decorated with Heluo Purple at the scene of a car accident on a snowy night.
[This guy's destiny is more evil than Songshan Laojun Lu! If I take it back and use it as a "Hetu Luoshu power bank", I can revive the Tangmen Xuantang!
Qin Yu, who had just crawled out of the ICU, suddenly heard someone chattering in his head. When he raised his head, he saw the girl in the peony jacket with golden eyes.
Tang Qin: "Brothers, do you want to do a fortune telling? You can't ask for money, it's very evil!"
Qin Yu (inner OS): This bitch wants to peel off my skin and make it into a Luo calligraphy tool?
Tang Qin (hearing OS): "What! I am an authentic descendant of Heluo, and I don't want to deal with those vain people!"
When the Central Plains tiger girl's harsh words hit the boss's glassy heart, mind reading became a large-scale social death scene:
Calculating marriage for the fox fairy, she complained in her heart, "This coquettish fox can be more pretentious than the Yu Opera Theater."
When asking for a title from Weasel, he heard, "If this thing becomes a spirit, he will definitely be able to fool me better than my third uncle."
Even when she performs a disco on the grave to drive away evil spirits, she mentally gives "Chaoyanggou" to the zombies.
Qin Yu: "Tang Qin, can you think of something from the underworld in your mind?"
Tang Qin: "What's wrong? Can't get used to it? Then I'll give you the entire Henan Flower Drum Opera Rebirth Mantra?"
From the shadow of the Buddhist temple in Shaolin Temple to the "Ice Corpse Express" at Longmen Grottoes, this pair of happy enemies solve crimes and exorcise evil spirits to the rhythm of southern Henan flower drums. Until one day, Qin Yu heard her murmuring after drinking: "Actually... The purple aura of this calf is so warm.
