Mount Buzhou Descends: My System Makes Me Stand in a Horse Stance

Lin Fan, an outstanding modern (strike that) wage slave, wakes up to find that not only has he transmigrated, but an entire futuristic high-tech city has come crashing into another world with him! This place is a nightmare: warlords battle like it's the late Qing, people dress and eat like it's the Eastern Han, and foreign powers are eyeing them hungrily?! Luckily, he's got a cheat! In the Buzhou Mountain grotto-heaven, the Divine Machine Battalion automatically churns out troops, the Creation Workshop has a steady supply of divine artifacts, and the Breath Soil Garden grows more spirit rice than they can eat! But... is there something wrong with this attached Martial God Hall System? With powerful enemies at the gates, it tells him to practice horse stance and sing "We Will Conquer"?! Even worse, he happened to save a quirky girl named Su Xiaowan, and now there's never a dull moment, with one hilarious mess after another. Lin Fan: "I just want to lie flat and live like a rich man, but the System keeps forcing me to practice martial arts, and my wife is always stirring up trouble. What do I do? Asking online, urgently!" And so, the story takes an increasingly bizarre turn: using drones to deliver takeout, blasting bandits with electromagnetic cannons, and discussing the meaning of life with warlords while riding a "Mohist mechanical beast"... He thought he could live the good life after driving out the foreign powers and bringing peace to the land, but then a horde of "extraterritorial demons" fell from the sky?! Lin Fan: "...Are we never going to be done saving the world? I'm tired. Let's hurry up and finish this so I can retire behind the scenes with my wife and brothers and become the ultimate schemer!"