[Misunderstandings + Contrast + Invincible + Everyday Life]
Ning Yi only wants to look after his bookstore, lie flat and take it easy, living a peaceful life far from the hustle and bustle.
But the whole world thinks he's a hidden master!
“So ‘drink more hot water’ isn’t just a common saying, but an unparalleled method for tempering the Dao body! I’ll never forget your great kindness, Senior!”
“Yesterday, Senior taught me, ‘If the toilet gets clogged, use a plunger.’ I pondered it all night before realizing it’s a great Dao teaching on unblocking the meridians and overcoming inner demons!”
“This disciple is so dull! It took me three years to understand that ‘I’m going back to sleep for five more minutes’ isn’t laziness, but the state of ‘cutting off worldly ties and having no worries,’ as Senior taught me! I’ll go into seclusion now... to catch up on sleep!”
Ning Yi finally snapped: “I’ll say this one last time: I’m really not a master!”
Everyone immediately looked solemn and respectful. “Understood! Senior is reminding us that the Great Dao is formless, and that a name which can be named is not the eternal name!”
Ning Yi: “...”
He realized that the more he tried to explain, the more they believed his words contained profound truths of the Great Dao, and the more firmly they held to their beliefs.
This was a completely unsolvable vicious cycle!
