I was dressed as a female stand-in in a sadistic novel, and according to the plot, I was going to have my heart ripped out by the male protagonist.
After three failed rebirths, I decided to strike first.
When I opened my eyes for the fourth time, I forcibly kissed the male protagonist's uncle in public.
This powerful ascetic Buddhist actually grabbed my waist late at night:
"After teaching it four times, Madam, can you learn how to kill this time?"