Thanks for asking. I just transmigrated into the Primordial World and became a medicinal ingredient in the Heavenly Court's Imperial Pharmacy: a Tai Sui.
The lucid spirit next door was sliced up and soaked in liquor just yesterday, while I'm waiting to be tossed into Lord Laozi's alchemy furnace.
I decided to save myself.
I swallowed the dregs left in the furnace and had an epiphany: the Great Dao of Devouring Heaven and Earth! Cultivation methods, spiritual treasures, divine powers: I grow stronger by eating them!
While I was at it, I gnawed a hole in the furnace and dragged away a good-for-nothing Azure Dragon that had been stewing at the bottom for eight hundred years.
Later
The Immortal Realm's wanted notice read: “Apprehend the demon Tai Sui! Crimes include: raiding the Peach Garden of the Jade Pool and not even leaving the soil behind; robbing the gatekeeping boys of Doushuai Palace and leaving them without so much as their underwear; wholesaling knockoff versions of the Zhuxian Sword Formation to the demon clans, with complete training included...”
And later still
I founded a kingdom amid the ruins of Mount Buzhou, taking in countless abandoned peoples of the Primordial World. Fox maidens poured tea, Shiji massaged my legs, and descendants of the Ancestral Witches guarded the gates.
That day, the Jade Emperor led a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to my doorstep. “Demon, you have destroyed the foundations of my Heavenly Court. You deserve death!”
I merely burped and let out a breath of primordial chaos.
Behind me, three thousand great demons formed ranks, their baleful aura reaching the heavens. Their cultivation methods and gear were all knockoffs of mine, damn near identical.
“Little Hao,” I said, flicking myself, “it's time for a change of leadership in your Heavenly Court.”
