It's over!
I'm dead for sure!
Liu Rui's umbilical cord is wrapped around his neck three times, he can't even take care of himself, and he has to fight his little brother for food and drink. The worst part is, he can't even beat him!
Just think of his tragic life. It's enough to make anyone who hears it grieve and anyone who listens shed tears!
In his previous life, he was a pathetic simp of a college student. His classmates called him the evergreen simp, and one of the two jokers in a deck of cards.
Back then, after retiring from the special forces, he had dreamed of a wonderful college life.
Maybe not a campus full of beauties, but surely he'd have one on each arm. After all, his retired seniors were doing pretty well. Weren't they all surrounded by gorgeous campus beauties, counting money until their hands cramped, becoming immortals and ancestors, and ascending to the celestial court for eternal life?
You sure have a lot of catchphrases. Studying for grad school, are you?
Anyway, in short, even though he'd had a miserable time in his previous life, Liu Rui really hadn't wanted to transmigrate!
Was it just because he was a tiny bit crazy?
Who goes to the 38th floor to boost their stats with that kind of luck?
Fine, you can boost your stats, but wait until I've finished typing it out!!!!
Do you know the helpless feeling of sitting at your computer, accidentally stumbling onto a weird website, getting hooked, and just as you're about to ascend to heaven, a Dayun truck suddenly bursts in through the window on the 38th floor?
He wouldn't have minded dying. He'd already failed enough in his previous life.
He also admitted that he'd let all the veteran special forces guys down.
But couldn't you have waited until he'd destroyed his computer, phone, memory cards, USB drives, and everything else before transmigrating?!!!!
People say you should leave a name behind when you die. He's probably going to end up in the news!
Woe is me!!!
