When he woke up, Zhao Dabao found that he was tied to the altar and was about to be sacrificed to the evil god!
He was so frightened that he burst into tears: "I was wrong, don't kill me!"
Unexpectedly, when the fanatical believers saw the QR code on his chest, they all knelt down and shouted, God descends!
He shivered with fright, which was interpreted by believers as "the divine body shook and the stars swayed."
He was so hungry that his stomach growled, which was interpreted by believers as "the devil's whisper, a sign of hunger and thirst."
From then on, Zhao Dabao was forced to become the most cowardly evil god in history. Facing the provocative thousand-year-old demon king, he was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, but was interpreted as "God's move to play with Xiaoxiao", and the demon king himself hit the wall and died.
When the real god came and asked him why he was pretending to be a god, the millions of fanatical demon believers behind him roared: "My lord! Please give the order! We will eat the gods for you!"
Zhao Dabao: "Well... Can you give me a bowl of pork stewed vermicelli first? I'm starving..."
