Three Kingdoms: Stop Chasing Me, I'm Really Not the Son of Heaven

I’m Jiang Yun, a lazy fish who just wants to lie flat in the chaotic Three Kingdoms era.

But for some reason, it seems like every beautiful woman in the land has a grudge against me!

I hide in a cave and stumble upon Zhen Ji, a stunning young woman who ran away from home. She insists I’m the man fate chose for her!

I flee for my life and run into the talented Cai Wenji, who’s being hunted. She plays her zither and demands to come with me!

Even Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao travel a thousand miles to seek refuge with me, a “bandit”!

Cao Cao is furious, Sun Ce spits blood, and Yuan Shao sends an army of a hundred thousand. The whole realm is hunting me down!