Isn't This a Cultivation Academy? Why Is Everyone Crazy?

[Mo Yun Cultivation Academy] Dear Shen Qingyan, congratulations on your admission to our school...

When this text appears on Shen Qingyan’s phone, she’s brushing her teeth and grumbling: “Are scammers really this unprofessional now? A cultivation academy? They’d be more convincing if they made up a late-admission offer from some top high school!”

It isn’t until she sees an old man freeze the river and ride the waves on a bamboo raft that she realizes the tiny note on her middle-school entrance exam physical report, “Ice spirit root pending verification,” really wasn’t a printing error.

Her first day at the cultivation academy is already full of surprises: the senior student sent to escort her crashes while flying on a sword; the cafeteria lady uses golden silkwood as a dining table; and even before class, students have to pick up a laptop preloaded with a video on how to draw in spiritual energy.

Her deskmate, Chen Mo, is an even bigger oddball. His spirit-root test produces a five-colored spectacle, yet he’s labeled “purity unknown.” He also keeps sneaking glances at her as if she were his last lifeline.

Then the Dark Curse Alliance attacks, and student council president Jiang Liumian calmly pulls out a modified pistol. “Who says you can’t use guns in the cultivation world?”

Shen Qingyan looks down at her fingertips, freezing against her will, then over at the enemy shot down in the distance. At last, she sighs in resignation.

Fine. She accepts this life of cultivation, where she has to learn spells and do homework, fly on a sword and watch out for ambushes!

What she doesn’t expect is that ahead of her lie not only all kinds of bizarre cultivation courses, but also a shocking secret hidden behind the Chaos Curse Seal...

(No CP means the female protagonist has no romantic pairing. There is no romance in the main text. The romance tag was added by the System. The only official pairing in the entire novel is Jiang Liumian × Lin Yun.)