Isn't It the Xiuxian Academy? What a Bunch of Lunatics?

[Moyun Xiuzhen Academy] Dear student Shen Qingyan, congratulations on being admitted to our school... When this text message appeared on Shen Qingyan's phone, she was holding her toothbrush in her mouth and cursing: "Are liars so unprofessional now? Xiuxian Academy? Even a key middle school supplementary admission is more reliable than this!" It wasn't until she saw the old man on the frozen river and riding the waves on his bamboo raft that she realized that the small words "Bingling root to be verified" on the high school entrance examination report were really not a printing error. The first day of entering the Cultivation Academy was full of excitement: the senior sister who was being introduced to Yujian flew to the ground and fell into pieces, the aunt in the cafeteria used golden nanmu as a dining table, and even before class, she had to receive a laptop with a pre-installed video on how to introduce air into the body. And her deskmate Chen Mo was even more weird. During the spiritual root test, he had a five-color phenomenon but was judged to be of "unknown purity." He always glanced at her like he was looking at a life-saving straw. Until the Dark Curse Alliance attacked, the student union president Jiang Liumian calmly took out a modified pistol: "Who said guns can't be used in the world of cultivation?" Shen Qingyan looked down at his uncontrollably frozen fingertips, then at the enemies shot down by bullets in the distance, and finally sighed in resignation. Okay, she accepted this life of cultivation where she had to learn spells and do homework, use flying swords and guard against plots! But she didn't expect that what awaited her ahead would be not only all kinds of strange cultivation courses, but also the shocking secrets hidden behind the Chaos Seal... (No CP means the heroine has no CP. There is no romance in the text. The romance tag is set by the system. The only official partner in the full text is Jiang Liumian × Lin Yun)