Female Wears Chongzhen: Live to Be an Old Goblin!

After trying to break up a fight over a bottle of wine in a bar, he opened his eyes and immediately looked like Chongzhen who was about to hang himself - what kind of evil have I done! The system suddenly popped up in his mind: "If you just live in Jiangnan, you will live five more years a year!" Lin Lan kicked over the dragon chair directly: "Fuck? Can I survive until the Qing army cries for father and mother!" As soon as he arrived in Nanjing, he melted the gold dowry bracelet into his military salary and slapped the table on the table at the Minister of the Ministry of Finance who was crying for poverty: "Hide a penny? I'll twist off your head and use it as a chamber pot!" When the Qing army invaded, she squatted on the city wall and gnawed corn. She directed the new soldiers to use blunderbuss to repel the attack. She shouted to the defeated soldiers: "Don't chase! Bullets are more valuable than your life!" When Dorgon sent a letter persuading him to surrender, she changed it to a yellow tune and asked the soldiers to sing it. She also attached the letter: "You occupy Beijing and I will defend Jiangnan. If you lose money in a fight, it is better to trade with each other!" She secretly built steam trains to transport grain and set up rifled cannons to bombard city walls. Qian Qianyi scolded her as "deviant" and she threw a baked potato: "Let the people have meat to eat first!" When Gou's military strength exploded and Obai led an army of 200,000 to invade, she tore off the "Gou live" banner and said, "Damn it! Chop off his third leg!" The steam warship blocked the Bohai Bay, and the cavalry used switch blades to chop off the Eight Banners Army. After retaking Shandong in three months, Lin Lan pulled Aobai's hair and laughed: "I'll shave your yin and yang head so that I can become the emperor!" When the remnants of the pursuit team encountered the Rakshasa Kingdom building a city, she directly sent artillery to blast it into pieces: "These thousands of miles are military compensation, stop talking nonsense!" Later, when the artillery was mounted in the Himalayas, 68-year-old Lin Lan (who was killed by the system at the age of 120) took out a telescope and said: "Who is the Celestial Kingdom? Let them see clearly!"