My Days of Going Crazy and Slacking Off in the Han Dynasty 3: Journey West

[Female-to-Male Transmigration] In my fifth year back in the Han Dynasty, natural disasters struck one after another, and public grievances ran high. Fortunately, I had a substantial fortune to fall back on, and with compensation money earned through a bit of swindling and bluffing, life was still pretty comfortable.

So what if my “ex” betrayed me? Love only slows down how fast we can draw our blades.

What's beyond the mountains?

What's beyond the sea?

You don't need to tell me. I'll go see for myself.

Follow the Maritime Silk Road and experience a different side of the Han Dynasty.

[Quack Doctors at Work: One Dares to Prescribe, the Other Dares to Take It]

“Can this cure my eye condition?” Fu Huan's eyes lit up.

He knew he'd found the right person.

“I don't know. This can treat a sore throat,” Sima Yu said coldly.

He'd gotten his hopes up too soon.

“My throat doesn't hurt.” Even Fu Huan hadn't expected Sima Yu to say that.

“Then are you going to drink it or not?” Sima Yu looked at Fu Huan like a dead pig that didn't fear boiling water.

[Incredible Palace Secrets]

“Empress Dowager Fu is surnamed Fu too,” A Shui added.

“Could he be Empress Dowager Fu's illegitimate son?” Sima Yu's eyes lit up.

That old crone was something else. No wonder all the guards around this guy were palace guards.

[Couple Dynamics]

Who needs a couple? Eating and drinking are what matter most!

One troublemaker + a bunch of idealistic friends

= laughter and hijinks all along the journey west

= no interest in political schemes, just eating, drinking, and having fun

= seeing what the Western world was like in the same era as the Western Han Dynasty

= even Octavian would have to say: “Very good, very good!”

This story is entirely made up. Please don't take it as referring to anyone in particular.