My Name Is Daqing, the Cow That Laojun Rides On

--- My name is Daqing, yes, it's the one under Taishang Laojun's crotch, with both good looks and strength, wisdom and humor... A cow. Don't compare me with my compatriots in the world who can only plow fields and pull carts. I ate the leftovers of the Nine Turns Golden Elixir (Laojun always made the alchemy pot boiled, and when it got mushy, he secretly mixed it into my feed), drank Milky Way Rootless Water (occasionally sneaking in to drink while the heavenly soldiers were dozing), and listened to the chatter of the top masters of the three realms (although most of the time I was napping under their feet).