Siheyuan: Eight Brothers Eat, Sleep, and Beat Up Silly Zhu

[Moderate ruthlessness] [Multiple heroines] [Hilarious antics] [Changing the plot]

After transmigrating into the world of Love in the Courtyard, Zeng Laifu awakens a System that absorbs his enemies’ “frustration.” Once he absorbs enough, both the System and his pocket dimension can evolve.

The first evolution gives Zeng Laifu a big brother doppelganger, skilled in calligraphy and writing;

The second evolution gives him a second brother doppelganger, skilled at fishing and hunting;

The third evolution gives him a third brother doppelganger, skilled in martial arts and fitness;

Of his seven brothers, some go to the steel mill, some to Hongxing Elementary School, some to Xueru Silk Shop, and some to the Academy of Sciences…

Zeng Laifu sighs, “The Siheyuan really is a great place. Even a fart can frustrate all the courtyard animals. With seven big brothers backing me up, what’s wrong with me, the youngest, acting a little arrogant?”

Yi Zhonghai: “This is a tough one. Silly Zhu got beaten up by Zeng Laifu’s eldest brother the day before yesterday.”

Liu Haizhong: “There’s no competing with him. Zeng Laifu’s brother holds a much higher position. Yesterday, Silly Zhu got beaten up by his second brother.”

Yan Bugui: “Zeng Laifu’s brother became our principal. Oh, and Silly Zhu got beaten up by his brother today.”

Silly Zhu: “There are seven days in a week. Could you at least all show up for a double-team beating on the same day and let me rest on Sunday?”

Eat, sleep, beat up Silly Zhu. What a great life!