Xu Changan traveled through Cheng Ning Kingdom and was the best loser. He was kicked out of his house at the beginning and broke off his engagement on the street. His life was so bleak that he could only afford three bedrooms and one living room.
After being involved in a sudden death in his previous life, he completely realized: In this life, stay away from any ambitions, hegemony, martial arts, or martial arts! His ideal is very small, just to open a small teahouse, eat and wait until death, and survive until the end of the world!
But fate played a huge joke on him.
He wailed in front of the spring rain, "right and wrong, success or failure has turned around." He wanted to sigh and live a peaceful life, but he was shocked on the spot by the emperor who visited incognito in private, and designated him as a hermit master!
Xu Changan: "Your Majesty, I am not, I don't have it, don't talk nonsense!" Emperor: "Sir, you are a great talent, and you are very open-minded. I understand!"
The more he tries to explain, the more others think he is unfathomable; the more he tries to hide in peace, the more trouble comes!
A literati asks for poetry? He recited the song "About to Enter the Wine" in order to scare the other party away, but in the end he was hailed as a Poet Immortal! The military general discusses the Tao? He tried to fool him by doing some radio gymnastics, but he was regarded as a martial arts master! The enemy troops are pressing down on the border, and the whole country is begging him to save the country? During his breakdown, he randomly uttered a few words about "project management", and as a result, he was regarded as a master of unparalleled military skills!
Even the arrogant young lady who broke off the engagement knocked on his door late at night with red eyes: "Chang'an, it was my fault in the past... Please save my family..."
Xu Changan hugged his head and collapsed: "Everyone, please do well! Let me go! I really just want to sell my three cents a bowl of crude tea!"
"If you ask me about my ideals, I really just want to open a small teahouse to earn some money and live a happy life." "If you ask me about my current goals,