When he woke up, Ying Xiaozheng, the modern street kid, transformed into a useless member of the clan with the same name and surname from the Great Qin Empire who was about to starve to death! It was a bad start, and the future was dark. He was about to become a glorious cannon fodder in the reserves of the Great Wall.
Fortunately, what binds him is not a serious system, but the [Great Qin's Absurdly Powerful System] that fears the world will not be in chaos!
System purpose: The more outrageous the operation, the richer the reward! As long as it's for the good of Great Qin, it doesn't matter if there are any shortcomings in the process!
Thus, the time traveler with the most unique painting style in history began his abstract art career in Daqin:
Solve the slackness of civilian husbands? Why not come to a "construction site disco"? Once the sound is turned on, everyone will be swaying, and the efficiency will increase inexplicably!
Boost army morale? Draw a mocking emoticon on the shield! "Come here!" Let the enemy break through the defense and charge to kill them!
Promote cultural prosperity? Adapting "The Analects of Confucius" into a brainwashing rap made old masters blow their beards and stare, but it became extremely popular among the people!
Fooling an emperor through the ages? "Your Majesty, this thing is called Latiao, and it is a tribute from the immortal world!" "The whole world is your breeding ground. First, set a small goal to unify the seven continents!"
A urea bag was used to trap Xiang Yu, a butcher's knife was used to knock out Hu Hai, a square dance divine song was used as a war song, a stinky tofu can was used as a biochemical weapon... Every step Ying Xiaozheng took was beyond everyone's expectations, including himself!
Li Si: "This guy's words are absurd, but... They are always a little unreasonable?"
Zhao Gao: "Why are my tactics so useless in front of his set of urea bags?"
Qin Shihuang: "... Although he seems to have a brain problem, things are easy to use."
