
Absurd DC: A Kung Fu Batman as My Partner from the Start
抽象DC:开局搭档功夫蝙蝠侠
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- 716k Words
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- 6d ago
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Any DC or Batman Novels?
Looking for stories set in the DC universe with Batman as the male lead. The female lead can be anyone. Anything about Batman and the DC universe works. Are there really so few Batman stories on Tomato Novel?
Abstract People, Abstract Souls, Abstract People Only Read Abstract Stories!
Leave behind the most surreal novels you know.
Tired of Marvel Fanfiction. Any DC Fanfiction?
Come On! Bury Me in Fine Prose
Looking for books like The Gods' Fool. I'm tired of Ten Days, finished God of Drama, and Slaying the Gods is old news. Tomato Novel has no great books left.
Any Novels with an Absurd, Fun-Loving Protagonist?
But the author needs to have some real writing chops.
Looking for Novels Where the Protagonist Is Superman
DC’s Superman
Looking for Pure DC Stories, Though DC Can Just Be the Main Universe
Please recommend online books where the protagonist transmigrates into DC, or where the main world is DC.
Any Good Marvel or DC Fanfiction?
It should be innovative, well written, free of tired tropes, and reasonably long. Too many brainless wish-fulfillment stories are driving out the good ones, and it is such a shame when promising innovations are let down by weak writing.
Looking for Marvel or DC Universe Novels: The Protagonist Isn't Stupid or Sanctimonious, and There's No Female Lead
Nothing too edgy or show-offy, something like *Marvel's The Punisher*.
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A very novel book. The Kung Fu Batman plot is very unique, but it is not a simple spoof. Bruce is still the Batman we are familiar with, the kind-hearted Dark Knight. As a guide, the protagonist will not be like a nanny, but a teacher, friend and father.
A very special Batman, he can be called a hero, much better than most pseudo-human superhero novels
It's pretty good so far, I hope it's a novel without a female protagonist (I want to watch superheroes and exciting plots), I hope the author will update more, one chapter a day is not enough, the plot is very attractive to me [please update]
Author, author, I have an inspiration here, what do you think? "Character Introduction": "Kung Fu Batman" Name: Bruce Wayne Gender: Male Age:35 Yes, you read it right, this fat middle-aged man who looks extremely unreliable, covered in fat, lives in a basement rental house he calls the "Batcave", and wears a funny bat mask to live broadcast live broadcasts in Gotham City, the "city of sin" where he lives, is the Bruce Wayne in this universe. When he was young, he was indeed the son of Thomas and Martha, but before he could mature, his parents were killed by evildoers, but he was not present at the scene. He did not even know how his parents died or who killed them. He has no direct motivation for revenge (not present, does not know the murderer), nor does he know who the target of his revenge is (the evils of Gotham). And without the help of Alfred at home, Bruce was quickly defrauded of all his wealth and was completely ignored. Even Wayne Manor was defrauded and purchased by others. Many years later, no one in Gotham remembered "Wayne" anymore, and he himself knew almost nothing about his family's past. He relied on his brute strength to support himself by moving goods at the dock in a rented house. His IQ is not low, which may be due to his innate wisdom, but the simple sense of justice in his heart makes him unwilling to play tricks to enrich his life. Finally, he registered an account online called "Kung Fu Batman Brother Niu". He didn't know why he named it "Batman." There was always some kind of providence telling him to use this name and support himself through live broadcasts and Weibo salary from the rewards from his only thousands of fans. A faintly handsome outline can be seen under the face filled with fat, and in the heart filled with a comfortable and numb life, there is always a trace of the fire of justice burning from nowhere, as if telling him: "You shouldn't be like this." The Penguin still controls the underground kingdom, the Clown Gang still wreaks havoc in the city, and the Court of Owls still controls everything secretly... But this city seems to be missing something?
Better than expected, even though it was a joke. It's just that the DC flavor in the base is very strong. Moreover, this author has read comics frequently. For me personally, I have a good understanding of Batman's core charm, which is excessiveness, stubbornness, excessiveness, and self-responsibility. It's a bit like the Jesus plot, but in this rotten music world, it can always bring out the simplest hope. Batman has also published some versions of comics, including the mortal version of Fatty Batman, A Day in the Life of Batman (after the superhero kills the dragon, he will also find time to help the old lady cross the road), and Impressions of Gotham. It's quite a fairy tale, quite magical. This is how I feel about Batman comics as a whole. In terms of business, there will always be some very torturous and terrible work, but the core of it is stubborn and needs to save the world. I really like it.
Another new Batman, definitely a low-end version of Batman. Slowly he will grow into a new and perfect Batman.
The writing is very good, the plot is also great, and the character setting is a bit abstract and interesting. It doesn't seem to have too many poisonous points so far. This part of Batman is very good. I hope to see the follow-up plot of the protagonist guiding other superheroes soon. [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]
This Brother Marco is not a Batman who inherited the family fortune after his parents died and went through brutal training. He is just an ordinary person with a fat body who likes live broadcasts. The protagonist really spent a lot of effort to train him, give him a stronger physique, help him found a company, give Mr. Freeze and Crocodile Man hope, and let them join the MCU from the beginning. But the current Batman is still only a third of a half-baby to a half-baby, even after Scarecrow's failure. The reason why these chapters are so good now is because he has taken on the true look of Batman. He began to use all the power around him to fight against Bane who defeated his full strength. He calmed down and trusted his companions. He said goodbye to Catwoman because he just wanted to see you, which also highlighted the tragic plot.
Author, remember to let Marco Batman have his own story, not simply become a bitter and hateful Batman, keep yourself, otherwise it will go off topic. We are here to see Marco Batman to relax, and Batman is not without relaxation.
The ultimate Batman, Brother Niu! [Laughing] It's so well written and so funny! Let's play some exciting songs for the live broadcast!