My Mother’s Relatives Fill the Immortal Realm: What Can You Possibly Do Against Me?

[Wild Antics + System + Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Effortless Victory] Reborn as a good-for-nothing Empress, and I’m supposed to die right from the start? Don’t panic. My golden finger is the “I’m Your Wild Mom” System! Other people train with injections and pills, but I just switch on [Fully Automated Cultivation] and grow stronger in my sleep! Other people rely on magical treasures to fight, but I activate [Forcefully Claiming Kinship]. I only have to move my lips, and the big shots of the immortal realm line up to call me Mom! The aloof Sword Venerable weeps and cries, “Mother!” The deranged Demon Lord kneels and begs for “a mother’s love.” What’s it like to cultivate immortality, you ask? One word: “Awesome.”