High Martial: So What If I’m a Workhorse? I’m an Evil Cultivator!

[Anti-Trope High Martial Arts + Super-Cute Pet Squad + Unorthodox Cultivation Guide + A Nobody’s Rapid Rise + Plot-Driven, No System + No Campus Start]

Transmigrated into a high-martial-arts world as a delivery drone? From the start, he’s allergic to spiritual energy and will die without his meds?

Jiang Liu: No problem! I just picked up a copy of The Compendium of Heterodox Techniques. My unorthodox cultivation career is about to take off!

An unorthodox cultivation emperor who rose from delivering contraband, Jiang Liu’s services include, but are not limited to, delivering human flesh to demonic beasts, demonic beast meat to humans, and all kinds of powders, weapons, pills, and contraband to both humans and demonic beasts… Of course, his best specialty is robbing other criminals!

Not a single bad review!

Upright cultivators work themselves to the bone, while unorthodox cultivators barely lift a finger!

Others cultivate painstakingly for a month to gain 10 points of vitality and blood.

Jiang Liu mixes a Qingling tablet with a painkiller, washes it down with liquor, and gains 5 points in a single day, becoming a Level 1 martial artist in just three days!

Others deliver parcels for a pittance.

Jiang Liu robs other criminals with a Tang saber and parties at bars every night!

Others grovel before the orthodox sects for resources.

Jiang Liu waves his Ten Thousand Souls Banner and shouts, “The road to the underworld makes no distinction between young and old. The Ten Thousand Souls Banner is where the real fun begins!” He slaughters the orthodox until they’re crying for their mothers!

The orthodox path? It’s nothing but a scheme cooked up by the elites and capitalists!

Demonic beasts and the insect race want to raise humanity as livestock. How could we unorthodox cultivators stand for that?

Now here’s the problem: three pieces are missing from the cultivation manual, and even the little calico cat at his side has started devouring souls and evolving into a soul cultivator. The giant panda levels up by devouring things and becomes a heavy tank, while the little electric scooter arms itself with a planet-busting cannon… What can Jiang Liu do?

[Warning: This novel has no shame and no limits. Its cultivation methods are absurdly outrageous and efficient. Orthodox cultivators should read under official guidance. We accept no responsibility for shattered Daoist hearts!]