Heart Signal 8: The Literary World's Chaos Maker, Lanlan Goes Wild

[Dating Show] [Wild Imagination] [One Heroine]

After transmigrating to a parallel world and copying books until he became one of the “Five Great Writers of Zhongyuan,” Xu Lang decided to quit writing.

That was because he’d suddenly bound himself to a [Blind Box System]. By earning emotion points, he could claim all sorts of rewards. He joined a celebrity dating show, Heart Signal Season 8.

The literary master he’d imagined: solemn, stiff, and poker-faced.

But when the mysterious Xu Lang finally appeared before everyone, they realized...

They were wrong!

Not just a little wrong, either. They were completely off the mark!

The show set a challenge: Describe Lanlan’s appearance in one sentence.

Xu Lang: “You look damn good!”

Audience: ??? Aren’t literary masters supposed to praise people like that? Does this mean I could become one of the “Five Great Writers of Zhongyuan” too?

Xu Rulan lightly bit her lip.

Xu Lang: “A beauty comes from the southern land, radiant as a lotus in bloom. Her pearly teeth never part, her heart’s fragrance held within.”

Audience: Holy crap. Holy crap. Now that’s the literary great I had in mind.

Time to eat.

Lanlan: “I don’t think I can eat this. I’ve gained weight.”

Xu Lang: “You’re not fat.”

Audience: Wow, the great writer is so considerate!

Xu Lang: “Your stomach’s just big.”

Audience: I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up about him.