Zhang Wei, a former e-commerce customer service gold medalist, inherited an old ancestral store after being laid off, and a red phone that only answered "negative reviews."
The first call came from King Qin Guang of the underworld: "Hey! I want to file a complaint against your partner - Heaven! Their thunder god struck the wrong person with lightning!"
Zhang Wei: "Dear, I suggest you provide your order number."
The second call came from the Dragon King of the East China Sea: "My son was beaten by a little kid! Do you care? I will report him to the malicious buyer!"
Zhang Wei: "Dear, please first apply for a seven-day no-reason return."
The third call came from a thousand-year-old demon king: "That damn Taoist priest has been chasing me for three days and three nights! It has seriously affected my live broadcast! I want to apply for platform intervention!"
Zhang Wei: "Dear, I understand your mood very well, but the other party is a special guest of the 'Cashback for Good Reviews' event. I suggest you..."
Holding the highest arbitration power in the three realms, Zhang Wei found that there was no dispute that could not be resolved with a "kiss". If so, then add another sentence: "If you are not satisfied, I will escalate it to the supervisor (it will still be me)."
