Lu Xiaoqi was once the most famous cloud dyer in heaven, but he was struck by lightning and demoted to the human world because he sent a barrage to the Jade Emperor's PPT, "Your Majesty, this is the highlight!" Now, with his yellow robe on his body and his rusty e-donkey, he has become an unjust rider who is deducted an average of 500 yuan a day. Unexpectedly, the bad reviews in the world turned out to be a power bank of forbidden magic in heaven - the more resentment, the more powerful the power!
The passive skill [leek-flavored burp] stuns the black-hearted shopkeeper, the thermostatic take-out box absorbs the barrage and turns it into [all living beings' wishing stove], and the broken electric donkey was even modified by the fox demon webmaster into a suspended fighter plane that sprays blue fire! But when he thought he would be able to counterattack, he discovered that the heavy rain and flood were actually a conspiracy by the heavens to brush KPIs - the gods coldly harvested the grievances of the world, and even the ghosts of programmers who died of overwork became 996 merit fuel!
"Doubling the deduction? Locking the GPS and killing the rider? Do you call this the way of heaven?!"
Lu Xiaoqi pulled off the charging cable, causing the Pinduoduo version to explode with five thunders, smashing Greedy God's wig to reveal the mechanical head! Behind them, the hungry Taoist ghosts were eating the talisman of resentment and waiting for food: "Boss! The bad reviews are delicious! Lead us to blow up Nantianmen!"
And when he burned sentient beings and smashed through the Lingxiao Palace with his barrage, he saw the Jade Emperor crying and offering up the ultimate shield - KPI shackles made of the blood and tears of workers in the world...
"What a god, what a way of heaven! For today's bad review, I, Lu Xiaoqi, will send you to heaven!"
[EDonkey Charge x Barrage Nuclear Bomb x Hungry Ghost Canteen]
"Old Tutu, pancakes with fruit and two eggs, take a look -"
This time, we mortals will fight for fireworks!
