> From the start, the System hands him a million in startup capital. Lu Huaichiu throws his head back and laughs: “Losing money can't be that hard, can it?”
> He turns around and buys the county-famous, bankrupt poisonous canned-food factory, then offers generous salaries to the county's elderly, weak, sick, and disabled.
> To his surprise, the employees improve the poisonous canned food on their own, turning it into a viral hit that helps local farmers. The government commends them, and the whole country is grateful.
> Watching his account balance multiply at an explosive rate, Lu Huaichiu hugs the System and bursts into tears: “I just wanted to lose a little money! Why are you all forcing me to become an honest businessman?”
> Even more absurdly, his ex-girlfriend and his former boss come begging out of envy: “Mr. Lu, your company is about to crush our factory...”
