[Spiritual qi revival + campus + martial arts + supernatural abilities + decisive killing + comedy + pure, unadulterated thrills]
“Ding! A System is waiting to be bound to you!”
“Not interested.”
“Why not bind it?”
“Nothing in this world comes for free, unless I can avoid getting entangled in cause and effect.”
“So you want something for nothing?”
“Bingo!”
“Kid, do I look human or divine to you?”
“Do you look like the Great Celestial Worthy of the Vast Firmament, Supreme Emperor of Heaven, Jade Emperor, whose full title is the Supreme Jade Emperor of the Golden Palace in the Nine Heavens, who Opens Heaven and Holds the Talisman, Governs the Calendar, Embodies Truth, Cultivates the Dao, and Rules the Myriad Ways through Nonaction?”
The weasel spirit: “…”
“Brother Zheng, you can’t spend the class funds!”
“If you’re afraid to spend the class funds, why be class monitor? Hand them over!”
