After My Blind Date Failed, I Made a Contract with a Ghost Bride

Zhu Ruyi, male, a veteran bad-luck magnet. His life achievements include, but are not limited to: earning the title of "Most Undesirable Bachelor on the Matchmaking Scene," unsuccessfully demanding his unpaid wages time and time again, and holding the record for "not having ten yuan to his name" for three hundred days straight.

But then! What goes around comes around! He actually won a prize! Granted, it was only a free ticket to some knockoff haunted house.

With the principle of "it's no loss if I take it for free, and still no loss if I don't," he stepped into the haunted house, said to have made countless burly men cry.

And then... he got lost and wound up in "the ghost bride's boudoir."

The young lady before him was prettier than any internet celebrity, except that her face was a little pale and her body floated a little.

Clutching a bridal ball, she asked shyly, "Um... husband, would you take me with you? I only need food and a place to stay."

Zhu Ruyi (eyes wide with shock) (heart racing wildly): "I will! You can even come home with me and eat instant noodles!"

And so began the hilarious, thrilling life of a man so broke he could hear coins rattling in his pockets and his absurdly powerful ghost bride, who insisted on cramming into his tiny rental apartment. Their life together was anything but dull!

What's it like to sweep through both the living and spirit realms with the strongest cheat in history (your wife) at your side? Zhu Ruyi: "Thanks for asking. Living off my wife is the best!"