Also known as The Heavenly Court Made Me a Soldier for a Hundred Thousand Years, Then the Supreme Old Lord Kicked Me Down to the Mortal Realm Right Before Retirement!
Just as Li Changsheng’s hundred-thousand-year career in the Heavenly Court is about to end in retirement, he stands before the Southern Heavenly Gate, dreaming of using his mountain of merit points to reach the peak of life. Then the Supreme Old Lord suddenly kicks him, sending him tumbling down to the mortal realm.
What? His body is sealed, and all he gets is a shabby shop? Now he has to complete missions just to exchange for pills?!
Were all those peaches he ate for nothing? Did he practice the Ten Thousand Arts Golden Body for nothing?
He has just split a hundred-year-old vengeful ghost with a peachwood sword when the Old Lord’s projection pops up: “Congratulations on completing the beginner mission. You’ve unlocked a clue about the little toe on your right foot!”
Li Changsheng: “…Supreme Old Lord! What’s the phone number for the Heavenly Court’s retirement office? I’m reporting you for illegally withholding a retired veteran’s benefits! This is how you treat a hero?!”
