I Just Wanted to Run the Company into the Ground, So How Did I Become a Business Godfather?

[Deluded Misinterpretations] + [Twists] + [Comedy] + [A Little Business Intrigue] + [Everyday Life]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve bound the Lie-Flat Tycoon System!]

[Mission: Run a company into the ground within three years. Succeed, and you’ll receive 10 billion. Then you can lie flat for the rest of your life!]

Lin Fan read the System’s mission and laughed like a pig.

Wasting money? This was practically made for me!

To retire as soon as possible, on his very first day in charge he fired the company’s “indispensable pillar” and promoted a trembling intern;

He introduced a heavenly four-day workweek and banned overtime and toxic competition;

When a client made an unreasonable demand, he slammed the table. “Take the deal or leave it. We’re not here to serve you!”

But he never expected that...

The “indispensable pillar” he fired was a nepotism hire despised by everyone;

The timid intern was a business genius waiting to be discovered;

The employees worked at breakneck speed to hold on to their heavenly jobs;

And the clients all said, “I like a business partner with attitude. The money’s on its way!”

As the company’s market value skyrocketed toward the Fortune Global 500, Lin Fan sat in the CEO’s office and wept with regret.

“Please, stop reading so much into everything! I really... just want to run this company into the ground!”

Rival companies: “Every move he makes looks like he’s tearing down his own defenses, so why are we the ones losing ground?”

Global elites: “Mr. Lin, please accept my utmost respect! You’re the true master of business logic!”

Lin Fan watched his bank balance swell with profit-sharing payouts and System penalties, and nearly cried.

“Wasn’t I promised a carefree life? Why does wasting money keep making me richer?!”