Overworked wage slave Lin Gou drops dead from working overtime. When he opens his eyes, he’s somehow been transported to the cultivation-world version of the Heavenly Court’s “Blessings and Benefits Center”: the Immortal Fertilizer Distribution Office in the Hundred Herbs Garden!
His job? Hauling “Nine Heavens and Ten Lands Primordial Creation Fertilizer” with his bare hands! (Commonly known as: carrying immortal manure.)
His immediate superior? Senior Brother Hao Ren, an immortal clerk and master of workplace PUA! (His favorite sayings include: “Hauling manure is a blessing!” and “Bury your head in the dung pit today, and tomorrow you’ll be looking down from the Southern Heavenly Gate!”)
Just as Lin Gou is being addled by the “blessings of the immortal realm” and on the verge of dying from overwork for a second time
[Ding! Anti-PUA Workplace System (Beta 1.0 Trial Version) loaded successfully!]
Features:
[Mandatory Slacking Off]: Put your body on standby and let your soul leave your body! Dream of taking paid bathroom breaks (soul version)!
[Precise Tracking]: Merit points recorded (hauling manure time +1), resentment collected (Hao Ren’s toxic pep talks +10086)! Honest and fair!
[Manure Power]: Your manure-hauling level will steadily improve throughout your career!
And so, history’s most hardcore “immortal beast of burden” is born!
By day, he’s the diligent (glassy-eyed) “rising star of fertilizer cultivation” in the Hundred Herbs Garden;
By night (soul version), he’s the “Slacking-Off God of War,” silently cursing Hao Ren right over his head!
Armed with a tracking panel showing MAX resentment, he secretly listens in on his superior’s dirty accounts of skimming immortal salaries…
Lin Gou grins.
“Senior Brother Hao, I’ve finally understood the ‘blessings’ you keep talking about!”
“Next, it’s time for you to experience the blessings of my ‘anti-hustle iron fist’ and ‘merit points for whistleblowing’!”
The Heavenly Court’s workplace corruption begins to crumble, starting with a precise “manure power report”…
