A Record of History’s Most Hilarious Disasters:
The Battle of Red Cliffs: Borrowing the east wind turns into a river full of salted fish. The fire attack depends on the protagonist rubbing his backside against a barrel of oil.
The Incident at Xuanwu Gate: Li Yuan goes to court and discovers the throne is dancing to “Heavenly Paradise.” The princes fight for the succession by trading memes.
Exploring the Mausoleum of the First Emperor: The Terracotta Warriors awaken their street-dancing souls, forcing Ying Zheng to lead them in a remix of “The King of Qin Breaks the Formation.”
Profiles of the Star-Spirit Little Princesses:
The Purple Star Emperor (Majestic Edition): Tries hard to keep a stern face, but is always being fed grilled fish until oil dribbles from the corners of her mouth.
The Literary Star Prodigy (Chaotic Edition): Halfway through writing a formula, her calligraphy brush sprouts legs and runs away.
The Fiery Star of Calamity (Artistic Edition): Firmly believes that “an explosion is just the opening act for fireworks.”
Reader Advisory:
⚠️ Please don’t read this while drinking. The author won’t pay for your keyboard.
⚠️ Historical accuracy buffs, run for your lives. This book could also be called “108 Ways to Wreck History.”
This book is also known as “My Power Is Comedy, and I’m Desperate Too” and “The Ancient Blood Pressure Protection Association’s Formal Protest!”
[Invincible Comedy] [Everyday Absurdity] [Little Princess Legion] [Wild Historical Remix]
I have nothing to say except that I am outrageous. The author is truly a god.