My girlfriend's male assistant won't speak if she's not a hot topic on the Internet, and it's no exception when discussing cooperation with clients.
When the female CEO of the other party talked about making soup for her husband, he covered his mouth in an exaggerated manner: "Wow, I saw my lovely wife in three dimensions!"
During a break, the employee opposite was choosing a ring for his girlfriend. He stretched his neck and said to her, "So you are a boiling sheep."
After such a set of operations, the cooperation will of course come to nothing.
I couldn't help criticizing him afterwards, but he covered his face and cried:
"Brother Zheng, you keep scorning your customers, so I had to step forward to lighten the mood."
"It's obviously because you were too aloof that you didn't retain your customers. Why are you blaming it all on me? I'm being screwed!"
My fiancée, who used to be strict and conscientious in the past, instead of criticizing the assistant's nonsense, turned to reprimand me sharply:
"You have done something wrong, and you still have the nerve to put the blame on someone new?"
She asked me to bow and apologize to the male assistant, and also fined me three years' salary to reward the assistant for his brave rescue.
The colleagues in our group all looked at me with bated breath, thinking that I would definitely argue my case.
I was silent for a long time, then suddenly clapped my hands and said, "Three years' salary is not enough. I'll just give him my position as director."
She probably forgot that I attracted more than 90% of the company's customers, and many of them are my relatives and friends.
I'm very curious about how her little assistant, who knows how to surf the Internet every day, can bravely come to the rescue after 90% of the customers have terminated their contracts.
