[ ## Funny# shuangwen# Laughing to death will not pay for one's life ]
Li Ming, a social worker who died suddenly while working overtime, woke up and found that he was dressed as Zhao Gao, the eunuch of the Qin Dynasty! Faced with the eyeing Qin Shihuang and the historical fate of "turning a deer into a horse", he decided to use modern workplace wisdom to change his destiny:
Workplace slang got away with it: When Qin Shihuang asked him why he was late, he blurted out, "Your Majesty, the traffic in the capital is too congested, and the donkey cart I ride on is comparable to the morning rush hour subway." Instead, he was praised for "understanding the sentiments of the people";
Use KPIs to rectify the palace: set "sweeping KPIs" and "comment conversion rate" for the eunuchs, which made Li Si slap the table in anger: "Zhao Gao! Are you going to turn the court into a vegetable market?";
Invented the "Qin Dynasty version of happy water": using honey, ebony plums and sparkling water to prepare "Da Qin Feizhai Happy Water", which unexpectedly became Qin Shihuang's life-extending drink;
Reversely biased historical figures: Taught Fu Su to use "SWOT analysis" to analyze the situation of seizing the throne, helped Meng Tian design the "Cavalry Performance Appraisal Form", and even Xiang Yu's grandfather Xiang Yan came to ask for advice on "How to make the Art of War PPT".
When Li Ming gradually became Qin Shihuang's confidant by relying on "PPT governance" and "OKR assessment", he was horrified to discover that the famous scene in history of "turning a deer into a horse" was actually an own mistake he made to cope with the performance appraisal? ! Let's see how the modern social beast started a hilarious promotion story in the Qin Dynasty court, and at the same time saved the Qin Empire that was about to die in the second generation!
