NBA: All I Do Is Talk, and the Championship Depends on My Acting

[NBA + outrageous antics + System + comedy + forced social butterfly]

After transmigrating into the NBA as an undrafted rookie, Lin Yi activates the most unreliable career System ever, and is left completely dumbfounded. [A LeBron hater] People who dislike him hate his crab dribble.

Want to get stronger? Sure.

First, complete just a tiny bit of social challenges.

System: [Tell head coach Scott how much you adore her daughter.]

Lin Yi (under duress): “Coach, your daughter is gorgeous!”

Then he was made to run laps until he nearly passed out.

System: [Go to the Walk of Fame and tell 100 women you’re a superstar.]

Lin Yi (under duress): “Hey, gorgeous, look at me! I’m the future King!”

Then he earned himself the viral nickname “Walk of Fame Narcissist.”

System: [Challenge Durant and make a “bathwater” comment.]

Lin Yi (under duress): “KD, your bathwater…”

Then he became public enemy number one across America, but also shut down Durant.

System: [Go head-to-head with LeBron, starting with his hairline.]

Lin Yi (under duress): “LeBron, your hairline…”

Then he got knocked flying, but unlocked the [Actor] divine skill!

From “the Lakers’ clown” to “superstar troublemaker,” and then the Spurs’ “tactical mastermind,” Lin Yi pulls the wildest stunts and wins the toughest championships!

When he lifted the Finals MVP trophy, a reporter asked him what his secret to success was.

Lin Yi (under duress once again): “There’s no secret. I’m just pretty outspoken, and a good actor.”

The entire league: “…” (We’re speechless!)