In another world where martial prowess reigns supreme, Zhou Tiezhu, owner of a funeral parlor on Earth, gets a transmigration starter pack: the [Underworld Business System].
While martial artists fight to the death over divine weapons and secret manuals, he carries a crystal coffin with a sliding lid around the world, hawking his wares: “Honored Martial Saint, need a grave? A geomantically blessed plot is 20% off, and you get a coupon for Granny Meng's soup!”
With a suona in his left hand, he sends demons on their way; with paper money in his right, he bribes the Heavenly Dao.
He arranges a lavish funeral for a fallen Martial Emperor and wins a “Shattered Void Experience Voucher”;
He uses an urn as a brick to knock down a sect's prodigy, only for a saintess to offer a fortune for one just like it;
Most absurd of all, while gods and demons from every realm fight over territory, Zhou Tiezhu's “Hall of Rebirth” has already spread across three thousand minor worlds, The elves book cremation services for their World Tree, Cybertronians buy mechanical ascension packages in bulk, and even the Jade Emperor has signed a public-private partnership deal to modernize funeral services in Heaven!
“I never had a choice before...” Zhou Tiezhu grins at the Heavenly Dao as he counts his trillions in underworld banknotes. “Now I just want to be the kingpin who monopolizes life and death!”
(While others practice martial arts, I dig graves. I'll outwork every realm, starting with funeral services!)
