I Went on a Date with an Alt Girl and Got Rocked for Being an Old Guy

[City Life + Tycoon + Lighthearted + Slow-Paced + Direct Supply]

On a blind date with a streetwise girl, you can play games together, shoot pool, go dancing, and sing. It costs just over two hundred a day!

No awkward small talk, no dead air. She’s sweet and sensible, and when she gets playful, she’ll even call you big brother.

For ten or twenty yuan, she can make you feel like a million bucks.

Isn’t that a hundred times better than those Indian mynas who demand 588,000 yuan upfront, spend seven or eight hundred on a Western meal, complain of back pain at the drop of a hat, and can’t drink anything cold or stand the smell of cigarettes?

Unlock the Streetwise System: get admiration points when streetwise girls roast you, and you’ll receive cash, plus endless draws for mysterious rewards.

Get roasted into the ground? What a joke. Not happening. If you’re going to be an old geezer, be the one who can take the most roasting.