You’re a Demon, and You’re Talking to Me About the Law? Does That Make Sense?

Name: You’re a Demon, and You’re Talking to Me About the Law? Does That Make Sense?
Author: Little Demon Emperor

你一个魔头和我讲法律，合适吗？

by Little Demon Emperor (小妖帝)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 102k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Special forces soldier Ling Feng transmigrates as the Demonic Path's Holy Son. The moment he opens his eyes, someone tries to assassinate him, so he immediately puts the culprit on a KPI assessment list: "Failed assassination means a performance penalty!" The Demonic Palace is so broke it's rattling, and the righteous sects call him a pervert every day. Ling Feng finally snaps:

"You call me heartless? I'll make the demon clans study literacy and take civil service exams! I'll sell pills at rock-bottom prices, and offer free shipping on flying swords with a seven-day no-questions-asked return policy!"

Three years later, the leader of the righteous sects clings to his leg and wails, "Give us a way to survive! Your demonic cultivators get five kinds of insurance and a housing fund, and even my disciples have jumped ship to deliver packages for you!"

Ling Feng smiles and pulls out the Nine Nether Statutes. "Dear customer, might I suggest your sect become a law firm? We specialize in curing the blessings of 996 work culture~"

**[An irritable soldier king whips the cultivation world into shape, drives the righteous sects into a frenzy, and goes on a wild ride beyond the Milky Way!]**

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