Nezha's Wildly Passionate Love

King of Ten Thousand Demons Yuequ x Marshal of the Central Altar Nezha

When they first meet:

Yuequ: Since we're both lotuses, call me big sister. I'll protect you from now on.

Nezha: You're a lotus, and I'm a lotus root. However you look at it, I'm the older brother.

Yuequ: Hmph! We're both this old already. I might as well call you Grandpa.

Nezha: Sure thing, Grandson.

Yuequ: …

When love blossoms:

Yuequ: We both seem to like each other. How about we cultivate together?

Nezha: You're a king, and I want to be one too. There can't be two tigers on one mountain.

Yuequ: Unless one is male and the other female.

Nezha: …

Yuequ: Or I could take down the Jade Emperor, and the two of us could rule the world as husband and wife.

Nezha: …

Ever since meeting Yuequ, Nezha has found that he's not nearly as quick with a comeback as he used to be.

[Before the dawn of creation, the universe was a chaotic void, without heaven or earth, sun or moon, mountains or rivers. Only the endless primordial energy churned through the emptiness. After countless years, a green lotus emerged from the chaos, bearing a pearl. Its entire body was a magical treasure, and it was so powerful that the Heavenly Dao could not tolerate it. The lotus was broken apart, and its roots, stem, leaves, and flower were all made into innate spiritual treasures. Even the spirit pearl lost its golden body and was caught up in a scheme. When they met again, tens of thousands of years had passed…]