Heeding Advice and Laying Low to Live Forever: From the Start, I Wander into the Saintess's Bedroom

[System's Advice: One wrong step, and you'll die, body and soul!]

Lin Gou transmigrated into an odd-job disciple of the Qingyun Sect, only to open his eyes in the Saintess's bedchamber.

As a frosty sword pressed against his throat, bloody words suddenly appeared before him:

▶ Break through the window and die! A secret passage in the left wall leads straight to the Discipline Hall.

▶ Cling to Elder Mo's trouser leg and beg: "This disciple is willing to clean the latrines for a hundred years!"

▶ Slip the white jade bottle into Steward Zhao's sleeve, now!

When the entire sect mocked him for doing nothing but crawling through tunnels and cleaning latrines,

he played dead on the battlefield and picked up an ancient demon armor; a spirit seed capable of mending the heavens grew in a chamber pot turned flowerpot.

The bloody advice suddenly transformed into golden characters: [Win the hearts of three heavenly talents, and you can wield the authority of the Heavenly Dao!]

Ling Qingxue's icy sword stretched across the sky: "Only I may take this man's life!"

The Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect chuckled: "Young friend, is my token still to your liking?"

The Puppet Sect master presented a box of mechanisms: "The new model of the Sweeper Dao puppet can slay demons too..."

Zhao Wuji tore open the sky and roared: "What gives this scoundrel the right to control the Heavenly Dao?!"

Lin Gou silently held up the old rag he used to sweep the courtyard.

The descendants of the Heaven-Mending Clan fell to their knees with a thunderous crash: "We beseech the Sacred Sovereign to mend the heavenly vault with the Primordial Silk!"