Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Impersonated Liu Bei’s Uncle and Snatched Guan Yu and Zhang Fei

[A patchwork Three Kingdoms setting. Whatever you do, don't try to fact-check it!] [Building an empire] [Collecting beauties] [Weak System] Liu Huan transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, with nothing to his name but the identity of a Yellow Turban bandit. A disastrous start! By a twist of fate, he impersonates Liu Bei's uncle. So why not get ahead of things and recruit Guan Yu and Zhang Fei first? Raise the banner of rebellion, build a new army, and gather heroes from across the land! Scholars and generals join his ranks, while beautiful women come into his embrace! Watch me bring everlasting peace to the Han dynasty! Liu Huan: “I am descended from Liu Sheng, Prince Jing of Zhongshan, and the twelfth-generation descendant of Emperor Jing of Han!” Liu Bei: “…” Guan Yu: “Nephew Xuande, join your uncle in rebellion!” Liu Bei: “…” Zhang Fei: “Nephew, don't be afraid. Your Third Uncle will protect you!” Liu Bei: “…” “I am the ancestor of Emperor Xian. The Han house is on the brink of collapse, so I must step forward to restore it!” “My lord, the Bronze Sparrow Terrace is finished!” “Oh, right, I'm coming!” …