Shen Ran felt that what he was bound to might not be a golden finger, but an evil bag-making machine that was smoking and conspicuous.
Others' awakening system: develop in a low-key manner, make a fortune silently, pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger with a backhand.
His awakening system: [Ding! Please tell the school belle within three minutes, 'Your sword is not as fast as my kitchen knife', and you will be rewarded with 'Knife Mastery (market only)']
Shen Ran: "..."
Looking at the gleaming ancestral sword in Su Muxue's hand, he stepped forward bravely: "Beauty, let's compare? My kitchen knife can produce flowers when peeling potatoes."
The whole school was in an uproar. Did this guy want to be frozen into an ice sculpture?
Later——
Boss Hei slapped the table and said harshly: "Boy, do you know who I am?"
Shen Ran took out the light stick that was just issued by the system and did a radio gymnastics: "I know, you are the first idiot to be knocked down by me tonight with the ninth set of radio gymnastics." [Reward: Martial Arts Points +100, plus the package of the black boss changing his name overnight]
The evil cultivator elder smiled ferociously and took out his magic weapon: "Jie, Jie, Jie, suffer death!"
Shen Ran took out the suona redeemed by the system and played "A Hundred Birds Pay Attendance to the Phoenix" to him: "Don't worry, I'll give you a happy ending first!" [Reward: The evil cultivator breaks the defense on the spot, and a magical weapon self-destruction experience card]
Su Muxue (covering her forehead): "Shen Ran, can you be normal?"
Chu Yao (suppressing laughter): "No, I still want to see him use Tai Chi to steal square dance territory for the aunties."
Lin Xi (passing the medicine): "Here, I just made the 'Social Death Relief Pill'. Remember not to use Wing Chun to hit mosquitoes next time."
