The Venomous Immortal's Gluttonous Feast

"They say poison cultivators die young? I'll become a saint through the Way of Poison anyway." Lin Dong has a secret: every food he summons is poisonous...

Even... the poison spirit root he gained by forsaking love poisons him, too...

A cup of spirit tea? A mighty cultivator loses all his cultivation!

Even one of his burps... can poison an entire city.

One day, the number-one beauty of the immortal sect poisons him.

He responds by slipping her a piece of osmanthus cake.

Three breaths later, the beauty turns into a pool of blood, and he casually remarks, "Too sweet. Next time, add more arsenic."

When the tribulation lightning of the Nine Heavens strikes, Lin Dong opens his mouth and swallows the storm clouds. "Burp... At last, I'm full!"