I'm a High School Student, and From the Start My Quirky Skill Points Are Maxed Out

After an absurdly unlucky accident

(a bird hit him with pinpoint accuracy, he tripped on flat ground and set off a fire sprinkler, then won the smallest lottery prize and triggered a chaotic scramble among the lottery shop aunties),

Lin Mo activated the "No. 1 in Accidents" System.

The System bound itself to him and issued its first ridiculous mission:

(perform an addictive square dance in front of the whole school during morning exercises).